imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

theonewithswag:

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

    .                                           ,

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

badass-equalist:

This movie is so underrated as far as parody movies go.

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure

meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who isn’t funny

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

lordofthejohnlock:

#025 - Sherlock has a few too many drinks…

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem

thetittysheriff:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

fuck-me-phil-lester:

alltimelions:

shypixiegirl:

twerkithowell:

22 years ago dan howell came out of a vagina

And he’s still working on getting in another one

i hope he sees this

oh my god